So it's Saturday morning and I dare to even THINK about cooking a full English as a morning-after-the-night-before hangover cure. But no sooner than the thought's entered my head than...BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEEP! Anyone else out there own the world's most needy, oversensitive, highly-strung smoke alarm..?! There it flippin' goes again... My smoke alarm goes off if...
1. I grill bacon
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2. I fry sausages
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3. There’s the merest hint of stir-fry in the air
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4. It’s Sunday – a proper roast is far too much to ask
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5. It’s Pancake Day – OMG, complete and utter meltdown
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6. I have the cheek to pop a slice of bread in the toaster
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7. I have the temerity to pre-heat the oven
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8. I put more than 3 socks in the tumble drier
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9. The cat sneezes
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10. I breathe…
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…well, at least that’s how it feels. Course, I’m glad I’ve got a fully-functioning smoke alarm really. For info on how to keep your home safe, click here!