You meet someone, you fall in love, you get jiggy with them. Heck, you might even marry them! All pretty normal stuff, right? Wrong! Just take a look at some of these crazy laws!
1. A Nasty Abhorrent Law…
In North Carolina, South Carolina, Mississippi, Michigan, Alabama, Virginia, Florida, Idaho, Utah and Louisiana, sodomy is illegal.
2. C’mon, that’s not your real face!
In Michigan, it is illegal for a husband to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
3. No, this isn’t a joke! 2000!
In Alabama, interracial marriage was still illegal in 2000!
4. Sir, put down the sombrero and step away from the mariachi band.
In Michigan, it is illegal to serenade your girlfriend.
5. And start the stopwatch NOW….!
In Iowa, kisses must last no longer then 5 minutes.
6. Whichever way you look at it, the fun police have us licked!
In Minnesota, it is illegal to give or receive oral sex.
7. Nice try, Beryl – let’s just hope it doesn’t rain!
In Kentucky, a woman can’t buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
8. Not quite so adventurous when you’re parked on your own drive, watching your neighbours bring their shopping in.
In Michigan, couples are banned from having sex in a car unless it is parked on their own property.
9. Sorry, Grandpa – you’re not fooling anyone!
In Arizona, it is illegal to have more than 2 vibrators in your house.
10. Swap socks and you two might just get away with this!
In Massachusetts, it is illegal for women to be on top during sex.
11. Well, with gnashers she’d be irresistible!
In Vermont, a wife needs her husband’s permission to wear false teeth.
12. Married women can go up and down whenever they like.
In Florida, it is illegal for a divorced or widowed woman to skydive on a Sunday.
C’mon, ‘fess up – have you ever been caught doing something naughty? Let us know below…