The beautiful game is all the richer for some of these marvellous monikers!
1. Gnome Athletic
Walthamstow-based and originally the works team of Peter Hooker Ltd, who made engines in partnership with the French Gnome and Le Rhone Engine Co. Formed during WWI.
2. Joe Public
Trinidad and Tobago-based team, nicknamed the Eastern Lions.
3. Hearts of Oak
They come from Ghana, play in Accra, and are the country’s oldest club.
4. Young Boys of Bern
One of Switzerland’s oldest clubs, their home is the Stade de Suisse Wankdorf.
Aka Taumata FC from New Zealand – the long version is its proper Maori name.
6. Amon Rattanakosin Krung Thep Mahanakhon Mahinthara Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Ayuthaya Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit Bravo Association Football Club
Bangkok Bravo FC officially has the longest club name in football at the moment.
7. Insurance Management Bears and the Playtime Tigers
Both from the Bahamas. The Bears, from Nassau, and have the exciting nickname of, er, Bears. And the Playtime Tigers? No exciting nickname needed!
Often referred to as Borussia Dortmund or BVB09 Dortmund, this is the club’s full name.
9. Blackhall Colliery Welfare
Sounds like real ‘jumpers for goalposts’ stuff! Formed in 1927, and won the Wearside League on three occasions during the 1930s.
10. Queen of the South Club from Dumfries
And so named because local poet David Dunbar called the town ‘Queen of the South’ in a speech when he stood for Parliament. Formed in 1919.
Pronounced ‘love ham’, the team comes from Norway and was originally two teams – Lovasen and Hamre who merged.
12 and 13. Naughty Boys and Botswana Meat Commission
Naughy boys from Tlokweng and their on-pitch rivals Botswana Meat Commission Football Club, aka BMC FC, based in Lobatse. You’re spoilt for choice in Botswana!
14. The New Saints of Oswestry Town & Llansantffraid Football Club
Better known as The New Saints or TNS, based in Wales.
15. Club Always Ready
Bolivian club based in La Paz. Also known as Banda Roja or red band because of their strip.
16. FL Fart
Norwegian club located in Vang and founded in 1934. Aka Fotballaget Fart.
17. Sheffield Wednesday
Originally a cricket club that played on Wednesdays, the footie club was started in 1867 to keep the team fit during the winter.
18. Eritrea Shoe Factory
Team from Ethiopia, North Africa. Probably never short of footie boots, then…
So, what’s your fave footie team name..?