Smuggling an eye-watering 13.5 inches in his underpants, New Yorker Jonah Falcon is the proud owner of the world's biggest penis!


Whenever 46-year-old Jonah Falcon walks down the streets of New York , he has the same reaction. Heads swivel, jaws drop, and eyes goggle in disbelief.  ‘Is that real?’ people stammer, glancing nervously at Jonah’s bulging crotch. You can’t blame them for asking. After all, Jonah is the owner of the world’s BIGGEST penis – a penis so big you could be forgiven for thinking he was smuggling a marrow down his trousers.

An impressive 8 inches long when flaccid, rising to an eye-watering 13.5 inches when erect, Jonah’s penis – which measures twice the size of the average male member – is world famous. Unsurprisingly, Jonah and his not-so-little friend have been bombarded with lucrative offers from the porn industry. But as yet, the actor and TV presenter hasn’t succumbed to the temptation.

‘I can’t perform in public,’ he famously told Holly Willoughby and Philip Schofield on ITV’s This Morning show. ‘I wear tight jeans, but I won’t do anything in front of other people.’

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

It was his tight jeans that got him into trouble back in 2012 when the ‘suspicious bulge’ in his trousers caused a security alert at San Francisco airport. Concerned he was smuggling a bomb down his Y-fronts, security whisked Jonah away to check if he was concealing any weapons. After being questioned, Jonah was frisked, checked with a metal detector, then finally put through an X-ray machine. It’s fair to say, what security found was certainly ‘explosive’! But, thankfully, the owner of the world’s biggest penis took it all in good spirits.

‘It was more annoying that I had a two hour delay,’ Jonah said at the time.

Jonah also admits when it comes to pulling partners, his enormous appendage has been a definite advantage. While he doesn’t give numbers, Jonah admits to having slept with multiple male and female partners.

Far from being embarrassed by his infamy, Jonah spent much of his 20’s wearing attention-grabbing lycra shorts that left little to the imagination.

‘I did it to shock people,’ he admits.

But these days, he tends to wear less ‘obvious’ clothing, preferring denim jeans to cycling short. But there’s no disguising his, ahem, ‘not-so-hidden talents’.


His penis is going in a museum!

In fact, Jonah has agreed that when he dies he will donate his towering tallywhacker to The Icelandic Phallological Museum – better known as ‘The Penis Museum’ in Reykjavík – insisting it would be an ‘honour’. He even said he wanted his penis to be displayed alongside that of a sperm whale and a polar bear.

‘I hope I don’t make either of those creatures jealous!’ he joked.

Since recording a song, ‘It’s Too Damn Big’ with Adam Barta, in 2014, Jonah and his whale-sized penis have disappeared from the public view.

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