Think you've got it tough? Well wait until you hear these First World problems - then you'll know real suffering! Read 'em and weep (and promise never to kick off again)…

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1. Boo hoo! There’s no Wi-Fi on my bus!

First-world problems: Disgruntled woman with mobile phone

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Read the paper, take a nap, get a life..!

 

2. The ice-cream van parks near my kid’s school – outrageous!

First-world problems: Ice-cream van

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Just a thought – why not buy little Billy a lolly? Or just teach him how to accept the word ‘no’.

 

3. Oh for Delia’s sake, Aldi has run out of organic alfalfa!

First-world problems: Alfalfa beans

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Bring back the days of beans on toast and tinned fruit salad with condensed milk. And that was when you had a posh mate round for tea…

 

4. I’m getting married – oh, the stress! I neeeeeeeed to book an ice sculptor/14-night hen do in Peru/favours woven from Aboriginal virgins’ hair!

First-world problems: Bridezilla

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The wedding is just one day. Maybe put some thought into how you’re going to live with the same bloke for the next 50 years…

 

5. I asked for a skinny latte with an extra shot of honeycomb syrup – they gave me a cappuccino.

Rirst-world problems: Cappuccino

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It’s hot, it’s wet, you’ll live. Don’t bite the barista’s head off.

 

6. It’s raining, my hair will frizz! (Accompanied by holding handbag over head and running hysterically in heels)

First-world problems: Sad woman with frizzy hair

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A. It’s water. B. Accept the hair you’ve got. C. Oh dear, now your bag’s getting really wet.

 

7. The train is 6 minutes late due to signal failure – I’m livid!

First-world problems: Depressed man waiting for train

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So you’d rather the driver just ran through the signal anyway..?

 

8. I’m standing in front of a door and it’s not opening automatically!

First-world problems: Push sign on door

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Like they say on Call The Midwife…PUSH!

 

9. I’ve put two Weetabix in a round bowl – but however I arrange them, one gets too soggy, the other too dry…

First-world problems: Grumpy man eating cereal

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We give up. Starving children in Africa. End of.

 

So…which first world problems get your goat?