You meet someone, you fall in love, you get jiggy with them. Heck, you might even marry them! All pretty normal stuff, right? Wrong! Just take a look at some of these crazy laws!

1. A Nasty Abhorrent Law…

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In North Carolina, South Carolina, Mississippi, Michigan, Alabama, Virginia, Florida, Idaho, Utah and Louisiana, sodomy is illegal.

 

2. C’mon, that’s not your real face!

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In Michigan, it is illegal for a husband to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

 

3. No, this isn’t a joke!  2000!

crazy law: interracial marriage

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In Alabama, interracial marriage was still illegal in 2000!

 

4. Sir, put down the sombrero and step away from the mariachi band.

crazy law: serenading

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In Michigan, it is illegal to serenade your girlfriend.

 

5. And start the stopwatch NOW….!

crazy law: men kissing

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In Iowa, kisses must last no longer then 5 minutes.

 

6. Whichever way you look at it, the fun police have us licked!

crazy law: route 69

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In Minnesota, it is illegal to give or receive oral sex.

 

7. Nice try, Beryl – let’s just hope it doesn’t rain!

crazy law: woman wearing a sieve on her head

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In Kentucky, a woman can’t buy a hat without her husband’s permission.

 

8. Not quite so adventurous when you’re parked on your own drive, watching your neighbours bring their shopping in.

crazy law: sex in a car

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In Michigan, couples are banned from having sex in a car unless it is parked on their own property.

 

9. Sorry, Grandpa – you’re not fooling anyone!

crazy law: man with vibrator

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In Arizona, it is illegal to have more than 2 vibrators in your house.

 

10. Swap socks and you two might just get away with this!

crazy law: socks out the end of the bed

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In Massachusetts, it is illegal for women to be on top during sex.

 

11. Well, with gnashers she’d be irresistible!

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In Vermont, a wife needs her husband’s permission to wear false teeth.

 

12. Married women can go up and down whenever they like.

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In Florida, it is illegal for a divorced or widowed woman to skydive on a Sunday.

 

C’mon, ‘fess up – have you ever been caught doing something naughty?  Let us know below…