Not all men are turned on by sexy lingerie... In her book Call Me Mistress, professional dominatrix Jessica Black shares some of the strangest requests she's even been asked for by the men who hire her...

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As he stood in front of her quivering with fear, Jessica reached for another pie.

‘Take that,’ she screamed, launching the creamy mess at his head.

Bob was in his 40s and Jessica had only met him 20 minutes earlier.

Yet here she was, throwing pies made out of paper plates and shaving foam at him, as he cowered naked against the wall.

Crazier still, he was paying her to do it.

Meet Mistress Jessica, a professional dominatrix, who men pay to fulfill their weird and wacky fetishes. She’s seen it all…

Men who enjoy abuse, as well as pies, being hurled at them, others who want to pretend they’ve been kidnapped… They all contact her about their bizarre fantasies.

Like Bob. He’d emailed Jessica explaining he enjoys the feel of shaving foam on his skin and requested she throw ‘custard pies’ at him.

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Arriving at his place, Jessica discovered that he’d whipped up 200 paper plates smothered in shaving foam. All that was left was to whip off his clothes!

Bob is one of Jessica’s more unusual customers. When she became a professional dominatrix in 2011, her first request was for her to shout at and insult her customer.

Like many of the men she sees, he got a sexual thrill from being humiliated, like being shouted at, or called names.

But other fetishes, are more unusual. Like Chris, 45.

‘Eating sandwiches turns me on,’ he confessed, when he called to book Jessica.

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Sure enough,  when she met him at his house days later, he had five plates of sandwiches made up, each with a 10-high tower on them.

Ever the professional, Jessica did as her customer wanted, ordering him to scoff three cheese sandwiches, followed by four egg mayo, then three ham and pickle.

By the time she was done, Chris looked ready to throw up. But he had a huge grin on his face.A bizarre turn-on by anyone’s standards. But Jessica says: ‘Who am I to judge?’

There’s nothing sexual in it for Jessica and there’s absolutely no sexual contact involved, she makes that clear to her clients from the start.

‘For me it’s just a job. I earn enough for a comfortable life,’ says Jessica. It’s certainly not your typical nine to five. But I’ll tell you what. It’s never boring.’

Call Me Mistress by Jessica Black (Acorn Books) is on sale now.

All names have been changed.