You won't believe some of the crazy items doctors have removed from inside patients' naughty bits!
To infinity and beyond!
In the hit films, Buzz Lightyear escaped the giant toy claw and Stinky Pete. But we think he’d have preferred to miss this particular adventure. For here, just like outer space, no-one can hear you scream!
What a spectacle!
This patient told doctors a far-fetched tale of how his specs ended up where the sun don’t shine. He claimed to be so long-sighted, he hadn’t seen his glasses when he’d plonked his naked bum on top of them. Then – oops!
Docs removed the specs and maybe he’ll see sense from now on…
Mixing things up
Before we had MP3 players and music downloads, there was the humble mix-tape, lovingly recorded onto a cassette. You can’t help but wonder what this album might have contained. Maybe Queen’s Fat Bottomed Girls, Adele’s Rolling In The Deep, Destiny’s Child’s Bootylicious – or Salt-N-Pepa’s Push It..?
A little salt, used in moderation, can be a good thing. But we all know medical experts recommend we try to reduce our salt intake for the sake of our health. Clearly, this chap wasn’t paying attention when that advice was handed out! Certainly a most unsavoury use of seasoning!
The whole tooth
Doctors were stunned to hear this unlucky patient’s false teeth ended up deep in their digestive tract! Reasonably assuming the patient wouldn’t want to pop the pearly-whites back into their mouth afterwards, surgeons broke them into pieces before removing them – only to find the patient was furious their gnashers had been nobbled!
Photos from Stuck Up! by Rich E Dreben, MD, Murdoch Knight, MD, and Marty A Sindhian, MD. Copyright 2011 by the authors and reprinted by permission of St Martin’s Griffin.
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